This listing is for TWO genuine Neck Knockers Boob Scarves in your choice of colors (pink, ivory, tan or dark brown). The fleece is anti-pill and the nipples are a superwash wool. If no color choices are indicated, I will ship 2 pink scarves with no nipple ring.

This fun lightweight scarf will get a lot of laughs and quizzical looks from friends and passersby. It's a great gag gift and a real smile getter. A hoot for bachelor parties too.

This fun lightweight scarf will get a lot of laughs and quizzical looks from friends and passersby. It's a great gag gift and a real smile getter. A hoot for bachelor parties too.

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• FREE Nipple ring(s) upon request

• FREE gift card upon request "Happy Birthday", "Thinking of You", etc. I can customize the front and print your own greeting message inside.

• FREE "Boobie Prize" topper upon request

To request your FREEBIES, simply add a note in the message box when you check out, send me a separate Etsy "convo", or send an email to DetroitKnitter [!at] Gmail.com

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MATERIALS & CONSTRUCTION: Who would think a scarf would need to be durable? I do! My own scarf has lasted through dozens of trail expeditions crossing through thorn, river and mud. The nipples have been pulled and twisted and even bitten so hard that yarn fuzz was left in the biters teeth. It's been washed over and over and has endured and looks still looks great!

I make every scarf with only 100% quality anti-pill fleece with no horizontal seams across the scarf. The anti-pill fleece has a slight "brushed" look to it. Each boob has an handmade pillow insert that I stuff with precisely weighed plush poly-fill and sew closed. I hand knit the nipples using 100% durable and washable super-wash wool and machine sew them securely to the scarf. All materials are new.

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SHIPPING & ETA: Each scarf is individually packaged and comes with an info card (not gift wrapped, but in it's own sleeve). At times these scarves are made to order; however US residents can still expect to receive their scarf within 10 days of ordering. Orders shipped outside of the country will take longer as it will have to pass through customs; this can be anywhere from 10 business days to several months - usually it's just a couple of weeks tops though. Delivery confirmation is available to US residents only. All international orders are subject to import fees which are fees levied by your own country.

SIZE: 5’ long (1.67 yd) 4.25" wide around neck (10.79 cm) 4.4 ounces (1/4 of a pound) (125 grams). Because this item is handmade a slight variance between scarves can be expected. I make each scarf with utmost care.

CARE: Machine wash cool. No Bleach. Tumble dry low and remove promptly. No need to iron. It will not shrink.

♦ All items are made in my smoke-free, pet-free, perfume-free shop.

Copying the Neck Knockers Boob Scarf name or design for commercial use is prohibited.

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I've donated $980.44.19 through 5/10/12 ~ More about the Donations...

A portion of the proceeds is donated toward breast cancer initiatives with the sale of every scarf. A minimum of $2 per scarf sold is donated.

WHERE DO MY DONATIONS GO? Here are a couple links showing donations made by me, Marlene Dysert / DetroitKnitter to breast cancer research through the sale of this scarf and other online pink ribbon related items.

http://www.active.com/donate/detroitRFTC11/AKrzyza2

http://www.active.com/donate/detroitRFTC12/2012RKrzyza

http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR?px=4790255&fr_id=2175&pg=personal

I make and sell this scarf because it's a funny scarf. In addition, every year I raise hundreds of dollars, volunteer, and participate in events that benefit breast cancer research. I'm donating a portion of the proceeds of this scarf because I want to. I am not affiliated with Karmanos, Susan G Komen, Race for the Cure or any other cancer related or fund-raising organization.

Best,

Marlene

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Please read my shop policies for just about everything else you care to know... or convo me

OTHER COLORS: I make this scarf in pink, tan, ivory, and dark brown!

CUSTOMIZED ORDERS: If you would like scarves in custom colors or different nipple size/color convo me. I do require a minimum order of 3 scarves for custom fleece colors, but different nipple colors can be made to order. I can happily make custom tags with a club name, date, saying, "in memory of...", etc for orders of 3 or more. I can create a special order listing just for you based on your needs.