Gift For Boyfriends, Willy Shaped Keyring, Penis Shaped Keychain, Valentines Day Gift, Adult Humour Gift,Husband Gift, Funny Gifts For Him A funny personalised Penis / Willy Keyring which reads: Life is short and so is your Penis A funny personalised gift which would make anyone smile, or a fab secret Santa gift as we all know how men like to brag about these things. DELIVERY TIMES: All my gifts are handmade so could take 1-2 weeks to make from date of order. Please bear this in mind when ordering, or please send me a message so I can advise. DESCRIPTION: The keyring is 6cm long and 2cm wide The keyring is made from 2mm thick aluminium and comes with a 20mm split ring attached. Each letter is stamped individually. Please note I don't stamp the reverse of the keyring. The keyring is very lightweight & is made from aluminium, due to the nature of the metal, this may scratch easily, these are not faults. If you keyring becomes dull over time you can give it a clean with a metal polisher like Autosol or Mothers Mag polish. Aluminium is hypoallergenic & non tarnishing. Comes on a gift card wrapped in a cellophane bag, or you can purchase a gift box as an extra cost DESPATCH TIMES: This will vary due to which country or state I am posting to. All orders shipped in the United Kingdom will be posted 1st class recorded delivery postage. Please be advised: A signature will be required on delivery of your parcel. All postage will be sent Tracked to the USA, Canada & New Zealand. All other International Postage will be sent tracked and signed so a signature will be required. Or 'Special Delivery' this is usually next day delivery, a signature will be required, but this is not guaranteed, this is upto the carriers, I cannot be held responsible if the item doesn't arrive in time. Once I have posted your gifts It is down to your postal service to deliver the parcel to you in a timely manner, I cannot be held responsible for this, I will always provide the tracking number on signed for parcels. If an item is urgent please message me before placing the order so I can confirm if I can accommodate your order in time. PROCESS: Hand Stamping is created using metal steel stamps and a hammer and is all created by hand. Each letter is individually hammered into the metal one by one. To Personalise this item please ensure you give the correct information in the personalisation box CUSTOM ITEM: If you would like a custom item making, please do not hesitate to send me a message and I will advise if the wording will fit the blank. PLEASE NOTE: As computer screens differ, colours you see maybe slightly different to the actual colours of the item